4/13/11 zombies

  I dont think our government is intelligent enough to create a formula to revive the recently deceased, nor are we lucky enough to experience a virus that was engineered in a top secret research facility escape and wreak havoc... i think Hell will get full. Romero style... I hope.  If zombies turn out to be fast on their feet then we as a species are F**ked, especially the fattys and old folks.

  I have had a unhealthy obsession with the undead for a long time, im sure it stared with my mom, she showed me horror movies at a pretty young age and i loved them. When i was a teenager, my mother, brother and myself would spend hours talking about what we would do "when" the zombie invasion happens.  I believe thats when the true obsession really started... i was prepareing my mind for the possibility that one day i might become a brutal zombie slayer.

  People want to do all kinds of different things with their life... like become doctors or car sales men... whatever.  How many people actually dream of becoming a brutal leather clad machete toting zombie mutalater....me... thats at least one.

  The inital wave of zombies would be devasating... the majority of people would either become food or more zombies. Thats when you take time to make your home or destination an impenetratable fortress, gather weaponry and unparishables and essentials. the goal is to not lose your head and disconnect yourself emotionally. We all know zombies are bitters so u want to wear somd kind of armor... wether it be leather or kevlar.. chainmail... hockey gear... whatever floats your boat.

  Unfortunantly not everyone knows how to shoot a gun or is a fencing master so accuracy is something to be desired. I know im probably not a good shot, so thats why i would carry a shot gun, accuracy isnt an issue. Any senseable zombie slayer would also carry a machete or sword, there are only so many bullets and you dont need to reload a sword... know what im sayin'?  If you are adventureing into a heavily infested area, explosives are suggested.

  Maybe i crave chaos... im a child of anarchy. sometimes we just need to destroy something. Zombie slaying seems like a good outlet for anger managment and stress relief....at least a temporary relief.  Maybe thats why i fantasized about it so much, i needed to release my anger or maybe i wanted to escape current reality.  It seems like the more time that goes by the more my chances go down for surviving the zombie nation... having children and being out of shape and getting older are all signs of a potential fest for pack of hungry flesh eating monsters. Maybe i should just give up on the dream, i dont know if it will happen in my life time... im sure  hell is getting pretty damn full with all the wretched people that have already infested earth... i mean... there is only like 44,000 spots in heaven ( supposidly)... and there are like 50,000 people living in the township i reside in... so the odds that anyone else is getting in those pearly gates are not in our favor.

 When my son is older Im sure i will prepare him for how to handle a zombie attack, i mean... those zombies arent gonna kill thmselves.... maybe i birthed the "john Conner" of zombie slayers.... geeze... thats a whole new blog....